Baseball Toaster was unplugged on February 4, 2009.
Okay, first, the system:
It has never sat right with me when individuals say they are rating the "best" films. Film evaluation is inherently subjective, and what we're really doing when we call out the best movie is calling out our favorite movie.
So about a decade ago, I came up with a system to rate my favorite films, with the prime goal being to acknowledge that subjectivity. I rate the films in three categories, each of which I think are weighted appropriately:
Just to give you a quick idea of how this works, here are the scores of my favorite films of all time.
The Misfits: Ambition 5, Quality 9.5, Resonance 13, Total 27.5
Casablanca: Ambition 6, Quality 10, Resonance 11.5, Total 27.5
Both are great movies in my mind, with Casablanca being objectively better and The Misfits being the most powerful to me emotionally. Now, there probably aren't 10 people in the world who would consider these films equals, but that's the whole point, isn't it? This system helps us rank our favorites without trying to say that they're definitively the best.
And, for comparison, down near the bottom of the scale ...
The Bad News Bears Go To Japan: Ambition 1.5, Quality 2, Resonance 2, Total 5.5.
During my single days, I rated nearly 600 films using this system before it fell by the wayside. But I decided to hurriedly resurrect it to knock out the films I saw that were released in 2006. You'll see that list below.
Two last quick points: I wouldn't get caught up in single-point distinctions - those don't amount to a significant difference between films. In fact, each time I look at the list, I feel like tinkering with some of the grades.
The other thing is that in the past, an average film totaled about 16 points, which means that I did pretty well in what I saw this year. I honestly didn't feel that I saw a truly awful movie from 2006.
Now, without further ado, here's the list:
Film | Ambition (7) | Quality (10) | Resonance (13) | Total (30) |
---|---|---|---|---|
Little Children | 4 | 10 | 12 | 26 |
United 93 | 4 | 9.5 | 12 | 25.5 |
The Last King of Scotland | 5 | 10 | 10 | 25 |
Letters From Iwo Jima | 5 | 9.5 | 10 | 24.5 |
The Queen | 4 | 10 | 9.5 | 23.5 |
Little Miss Sunshine | 4 | 8.5 | 10 | 22.5 |
Children of Men | 5 | 8.5 | 9 | 22.5 |
Blood Diamond | 4 | 8 | 10 | 22 |
The Pursuit of Happyness | 3 | 8.5 | 10 | 21.5 |
Dreamgirls | 3.5 | 8.5 | 9 | 21 |
Babel | 5 | 6.5 | 9 | 20.5 |
Breaking and Entering | 4 | 7 | 9 | 20 |
Thank You for Smoking | 3.5 | 8 | 8 | 19.5 |
The Departed | 4 | 9 | 6.5 | 19.5 |
A Prairie Home Companion | 3 | 7 | 9 | 19 |
Fur | 4 | 6 | 9 | 19 |
Cars | 4 | 7 | 8 | 19 |
Charlotte's Web | 4 | 7 | 8 | 19 |
Flags of Our Fathers | 4.5 | 6.5 | 8 | 19 |
The Devil Wears Prada | 4 | 7 | 8 | 19 |
Retrieval | 4 | 8 | 6.5 | 18.5 |
Akeelah and the Bee | 3 | 7 | 8 | 18 |
Venus | 3 | 8 | 6 | 17 |
Stranger Than Fiction | 4 | 5 | 7 | 16 |
Half Nelson | 3 | 7 | 6 | 16 |
Notes on a Scandal | 3 | 7 | 6 | 16 |
The Dead Girl | 3 | 6 | 6.5 | 15.5 |
Borat | 4 | 6.5 | 5 | 15.5 |
We Are Marshall | 3 | 6 | 6 | 15 |
Running With Scissors | 3 | 5 | 6 | 14 |
The Good Shepherd | 4 | 4 | 6 | 14 |
Hollywoodland | 3 | 6 | 5 | 14 |
Films that I've discussed previously on Screen Jam are linked. For those that aren't, here are some brief comments:
I liked "Little Children" a lot, but I didn't think "Letters from Iwo Jima" was anywhere near as good as advertised. It was good, but not good.
My own list, if you're curious, is up here:
http://tinyurl.com/2b5f25
I thought Half Nelson was interesting and Gosling was amazing, though it was pretty downbeat and the story wasn't super engaging. Still thought it was well-done, though. Lots of really good movies this year, if few I would categorize as clearly "great."
I was hoping to see a rating from you for Pan's Labyrinth, which is neck and neck with Little Miss Sunshine for my favorite film of 2006 (still have lots to see, hope to catch The Departed, and Babel before the Oscar broadcast). Using your scale, I would give Pan's a 5,8.5,11.5=25.0 rating.
Two other things:
1) I enjoyed Little Miss Sunshine, but I don't understand why it's getting so much "best (or favorite) of the year" recognition. It was a charming little disposible indie comedy. I've seen a million other's just like it. Alan Arkin and Steve Carrell were great, but otherwise there was nothing that distinguished this film from the rest of its kind.
2) Nothing I've seen or read about Dreamgirls, Blood Diamond, or the Pursuit of Happiness has made me want to see any of those three films. Can someone explain to me why (other than relenting to my wife) I should bother with these films, which look trite, cliched and, frankly, just plain bad based on the trailers (and not for nothing, but I'm usually a pretty good judge of films based on their trailers).
Haven't seen those three films, either, but wanted to see Happyness (sic) because of all the San Francisco locations and because a friend of mine has a small speaking part in it. (But those weren't reason enough to see it in the theater.) Dreamgirls seems like it has a good soundtrack and performances but doesn't really interest me as a story (and I remember thinking Chicago was totally overrated). I wonder why DiCaprio got a best actor nom for Blood Diamond instead of The Departed, in which I thought he was terrific.
Hey, accents aren't everything - Edward Norton had two bad accents this year, in The Illusionist and Painted Veil, but he was still good in both! I still think Sacha B Cohen should have rec'd a best actor nod, too.
Films that I've given 6s in ambition: Schindler's List, Casablanca, The Godfather, Citizen Kane.
Your life will go on if you miss these movies, but I wouldn't fight your wife not to see them. There are far worse things out there.
13 Thanks, Jon. Now I can just blame you if they suck rather than my wife. It's a lot easier on the marriage that way.
Anywho, here are my favorites from this year:
1. Little Children
2. The Departed
3. Little Miss Sunshine
4. Thank You For Smoking
5. United 93
6. Inside Man
7. Borat
8. Brick
9. V for Vendetta
10. The Prestige
Haven't seen anything else from your list Jon, though are many I'm planning to.
Also, I thought I remembered you liking the Borat movie? Is it simply a victim of the scoring system or did you truly not like it?
01. The House of Sand - (Brilliant, unpredictable Brazilian drama)
02. 49 Up - (Maybe the best entry in the long running documentary series)
03. United 93 - (Incredibly gripping and strong)
04. The Prestige - (Dazzling, challenging, and much smarter than anyone seems to have given it credit for)
05. The Departed - (Fine performances, and thrilling filmmaking)
06. Sympathy For Lady Vengeance - (A violent but very fun Korean thriller from the same director as my favorite film of '05, "Old Boy.")
07. Little Miss Sunshine - (Those broad crowdpleasers rarely live up to their hype. This one did.)
08. Pan's Labyrinth - (Fresh and legitimately creepy.)
09. Tristram Shandy: A Cock & Bull Story (Dazzling postmodernism with the always funny Steve Coogen.)
10. Idiocracy (Admittedly very clumsy, but full of frighteningly adept social satire.)
And I agree with the "Little Miss Sunshine" comments in 9.
My favorites were: Pan's Labrynth, Children of Men, The Departed and The Queen, with Letters from Iowa Jima somewhere in the picture. The most enjoyable to watch were Borat, and The Departed (both of which I saw twice), and overall the best was Children of Men. That movie blew me away.
P.S. The best song from Dreamgirls, You're Gonna Love Me, isn't nominated! Apparently they only nominated the diagetic record songs, as opposed to the musical plot songs. The two songs were people really rocked, I thought, were Jennifer Hudson's song (SPOILER)as she was kicked out of the group (people started clapping in the theater), and Beyonce's song when she betrayed Jamie Foxx. Yet, I don't think either of those are nominated. Weird.
13 Funny, my actor friend plays a doctor in the film, too (but he doesn't, I'm pretty sure, play your doctor in real life). Now I really do have to see it.
21 Lotta overlap with my list - Tristram Shandy was great, never thought anyone could do that book any justice but they did. Lady Vengeance is my favorite of Park's Vengeance trilogy. Great film.
also, how about some of the Best Forgein nominees? Lives of Others has been mentioned (which i thought was good but wasnt blown away by) but what about Days of Glory, After the Wedding, and Water?
After the Wedding felt a bit like a bad Lost flashback to me but Days of Glory, while a little too Saving Private Ryan, i thought was very well made and very engaging. I've yet to see Pan's or Water, but Days of Glory is my fav of the 3 i've seen.
1 Pan's Labyrith - Loved this movie. I don't know if I get it, or if there's just less to get than I think, but I thought about this movie for at least a week after I saw it.
2 The Departed - When I walked out of the theater I wanted to buy a gun. I was beyond pumped. I think I'd drop it lower in the "Ambition" category, then create a "Had My Absolute, Undivided Attention the Entire Time" category and give it a 10/10.
3 Bobby - Don't really get why most critics hated this movie. I heavily recommend it. If I would've ranked my 2006 favs right after I got home from this movie, it would've been #1.
4 Little Miss Sunshine - I was in a good mood for a long time after seeing this movie.
5 Borat - I think there's far more social relevance to Borat than anyone who doesn't enjoy this type of humor wants to admit.
6 Pursuit of Happyness - Very motivational story.
7 Babel - Dug it, but I guess I was a little dissapointed. Although, I did feel like I was going to jump out of my seat and scream when the Nanny was trying to find help.
8 Last Kiss - It was good, glad I watched it.
9 Snakes on a Plane - I saw this movie as a joke, I guess, and was totally blown away. Sounds stupid, but this movie is underrated and actually smart. Maybe not smart, but it knows exactly how stupid it is and was meant to be.
10 Scanner Darkly - Dissapointed as a huge Philip Dick fan. I wanted this movie to be so great, maybe it's my fault. It was still enjoyable, and if you have netflix, it wouldn't hurt to check it out.
11 World Trade Center - I couldn't wait till the end with the exception of a great scene where Cage - who I cannot stand - is remembering his wife.
12 Jackass 2 - Glad I didn't pay to see this in the theatre. The last skit is great, the rest are what you'd expect.
I can't remember if I saw any others, or if all of these are in fact from 2006.
Movies I'm dying to see that came out this past year: Children of Men, Last King of Scotland, Blood Diamond
I absolutely dislike the Departed, it annoyed me. A bloated movie that fell far from its ambition. All the talk about Jack Nicholson was a big hooey. He was the Joker in a drama. Watch the original Infernal Affairs that was superior to this. I do enjoy seeing Leo in this more than in Blood Diamond.
Jennifer Connelly was annoying in Blood Diamond. She was much better in Little Children.
I've been avoiding United 93, but having read how much Jon and other people here like it, I may just go and rent it.
I saw the Last King of Scotland again and still think it's a great movie. So that and Letters from Iwo Jima are the two top movies on my list. The Queen and Litte Children probably comes next with Pan's Labyrinth and Children of Men following them.
I still don't see how Litte Miss Sunshine being praised so widely. It was good but so was Inside Man and Babel, and in the end not quite as good as the expectations heaped on them.
Its probably the best film from 2006 not on your list IMO.
Great cinematography.
Great performances from Paul Giamatti and Ed Norton.
Just a really enjoyable film.
I saw The Departed over the weekend and really enjoyed it.
Given my German-English ancestral roots, suburban Texas and LA up bringing, lack of experience with shrinks (hot ones at that), and having never shot someone in the face, I give the movie a 12 on the resonance scale. The connection was just that strong!
This was actually less violent than a lot of other Scorsese films. Not so subtle ending I thought.
Speaking of The Host (delayed response), that Korean film is awesome, I highly recommend checking it out when it hits theaters next month. I have a screener here but would get in trouble if I sent y'all a copy, never mind the logistics.
Off subject: Tim Goodman has a spot-on piece about Studio 60, if anyone wants to check it out. Not a lot that the rest of us here didn't say already, but still pretty accurate.
http://tinyurl.com/245p22
I'm no lawyer, but I believe if an attorney comes to talk to you about giving a deposition in a case and instead asks you out on a date, that it is grossly unethical.
Then again in "The Departed", the psychiatrist was also violating ethical standards by going out with Leonardo DiCaprio. Even though she had stopped seeing him in a professional capacity, you have to wait a period of time before you start a personal relationship with a former patient.
Of course, I believe the sentiment of Screen Jam is very much pro-Vera Farmiga.
Jack's performance was the only part of the Departed that I didn't like. He was embarassingly big. Still a minor flaw, and I will be happy if The Departed wins Best Picture.
Basically some eccentric rich English guy decides that he is going to expose the greatest lie in the history of mankind and he dupes everyone in the process. And if only the museum curator could have told his grandchild that her grandmother and brother lived in England and her entire life had been a lie to protect her from secret Vatican plot, blah blah blah.
Frankly the greatest literary question that remains unanswered is Snape good or evil?
Since this is the only nominated movies I've seen this year, it's my pick for best picture!
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