Baseball Toaster was unplugged on February 4, 2009.
What film is the most fun to quote from?
Oh, so many. I can't take them all.
Today at Fox, the studio treated us to a BBQ and a screening of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.I would like to repay their kindness by saying that the movie was really really terrible.
The climactic action sequence was a guy staring intently at a cloud.
Yeah, definitely depends on the company you keep.
Idiocracy's not a bad alternative, however. "With two 'D's' as he says, for a double dose of this pimping."
"Oh man, I just shot Marvin in the face!"
"What I used to able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life."
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."
"What's your nationality?" "I'm a drunkard."
"Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man. Everyday when George would come home from working in the fields, she'd have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man. She was a hip, hip lady."
5. Dazed & Confused
"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed! But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks."
"I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250. Not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle."
"At least they left you the Creedence."
"Next time I say let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia."
"No, sir. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."
2. Bull Durham
4. Butch & Sundance
5. Spaceballs (I gotta admit, this last one took me a while...)
"My uncle used to drive a Ho Runner"
"Wave of the future dude, 100% digital"
"I still (bleep) off manually"
"Of course you do, dude."
I can quote Lebowski chapter and verse. "Phone's ringing, dude" is banned from my vicinity because I heard it too much in college (it is just too easy).
In a perfect world John Goodman would have gotten a best supporting actor statue for Walter Sobecheck.
"4000 years of beautiful history from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you're (bleep) right I'm living in the past."
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