Just for kicks, I ranked my favorite Seinfeld Seinfeld girlfriends (using the list at Seinology).
There was no science to my choices - it was an inconsistent combination of how much I liked their characters, how attracted I was to them, and how memorable the episode was. I think for the most part, the rankings define which girlfriend I look forward to seeing the most - but don't hold me to that. On a different day, the rankings would come out differently.
Episode (The Girl) Storyline My comment
57-The Outing (Sharon-Paula Marshall) She though Jerry was lying about being gay Paula Marshall - c'mon.
148-The Van Buren Boys (Ellen-Christine Taylor) She was a loser Hey, I thought she was adorable.
02-The Stakeout (Elaine-Julia Louis Dreyfus) To save the friendship Ultimately, she's really the one.
Multiple (Marla-Jane Leeves) She found out about the Contest Forbidden fruit.
59-The Implant (Sidra-Teri Hatcher) He suspected her "spectacular" breats were fake Teri's best role?
158-The Voice (Claire-Sara Rose Peterson) Her belly button talked Hel-lo!
153-The Yada Yada (Beth-Debra Messing) She was a Nazi Appealing until the very end.
81-The Wife (Meryl-Courtney Cox) She abused his "family" dry clean discount Courtney was really cute in this.
130-The Calzone (Danette Tays) She is so beautiful that she gets whatever she wants How can one resist?
135-The Foundation (Jeannie-Janeane Garofalo) She was too much like him I've actually got a thing for Janeane
76-The Stall (Jane-Jami Gertz) She can't spare a square Great ending.
60-The Junior Mint (Dolores-Susan Walters) Jerry couldn't remember her name Jerry would have tired of her eventually.
47-The Bubble Boy (Naomi-Jessica Lundy) Her laugh sounded like Elmer Fudd Always liked Jessica - felt bad she got stuck with this plot.
79-The Pie (Audrey-Suzanne Snyder) She wouldn't taste his apple pie She also played Eva, the neo-Nazi
06-The Ex-Girlfriend (Marlene-Tracy Kolis) She doesn't think his standup act is funny One of the quirkiest.
150-The Pothole (Jenna-Kristin Davis) Jerry wouldn't use her toothbrush Cute celebrity 1.
159-The Serenity Now (Patty-Lori Loughlin) She believed Jerry couldn't show emotion Cute celebrity 2.
The Chinese Woman (Donna Chang - Angela Dohrmann) aka Donna Changstein So exotic.
09-The Phone Message (Donna-Gretchen German) She liked the Dockers' commercial I like how she stood up for herself.
137-The Bizarro Jerry (Gillian-Kristin Bauer) She had "man hands" Otherwise, she was nice.
119-The Sponge (Lena-Jennifer Guthrie) She stockpiled cases of "Today Sponge" contraceptives This worked: the flaw in her was a turn-on.
114-The Wink (Holly-Stacey Travis) Jerry wouldn't eat enough meat for her I hardly ever see this in reruns, for some reason.
97-The Switch (Sandi-Jann Karam) She wouldn't laugh Menage a what now?
74-The Cigar Store Indian (Winona-Kimberly Norris) Jerry implies she is an "Indian Giver" Wouldn't have minded seeing more of her.
73-The Masseuse (Jody-Jennifer Coolidge) She wouldn't give Jerry a massage Now a C. Guest regular, she plays it straight here.
88-The Big Salad (Julie-Marita Geraghty) Newman had dumped her Liked her from "Groundhog Day"
111-The Engagement (Melanie-Athena Massey) She ate her peas one at a time Didn't make much of an impression for some reason.
123-The Seven (Christie-Lisa Deane) She kept wearing the same dress over and over Mystery more compelling than the character
156-The Summer of George (Lanette-Amanda Peet) Jerry didn't send out the invitations for her party in time Not that rewarding
Multiple (Tia-Jennifer Campbell) She thought she caught Jerry picking his nose Too unforgiving (not that Jerry is any better)
162-The Merv Griffin Show (Celia-Julia Pennington) She wouldn't let Jerry play w/ her "Toy Collection" Sleeping most of the time.
163-The Slicer (Sara-Marcia Cross) Jerry called her a "pimple popper" Quality of episode hurts.
75-The Conversion (Tawni-Kimberley Campbell) Jerry stole her fungicide Neither here nor there
155-The Muffin Tops (Alex-Melinda Clarke) There were body "hair" issues Same
Multiple (Rachel-Melanie Smith) Schindlers List/Shrinkage/Even Steven Generally unpleasant.
48-The Cheever Letters (Sandra-Lisa Malkiewicz) Jerry talked too "dirty" to her Too bimboesque.
Miss Rhode Island (Karen-Marguerite MacIntyre) Jerry dates a pageant contender Didn't get my vote
67-The Glasses (Amy-Anna Gunn) Jerry accuses her of kissing his cousin Not a big Anna Gunn fan.
01-Good News, Bad News (Laura-Pamela Brull) She was engaged Did nothing for me.
37-The Good Samaritan (Angela-Melinda McGraw) She was a hit-and-run driver By design, not appealing